passover, the day god killed
the oppressive egyptians and saved the jews
and other stuff

moses was there, there was no
meat, they were slurping poor
wine from casks, and the
bread was downright nasty.
it’s hell for a slave.

to get in on the good side of things,
the men cut off strips from their
penises, and put them in a great
pile, and snipped their sons’ as well,
to give them a fighting chance.

I’ve got a mark of lamb’s blood
over my door, do you?
I have a sweet little book

of bless yous and bless mees.
 
       
     
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