Gay Jay, So you shave your chest? If I had anywhere near as much hair on me as the ape you don't call yourself, I would cut it off every few months and sell it to pet stores or wig makers. Besides, you mentioned ages ago that you always got carried away with the hair clippers whne you were trimming that beard of yours.

anyway, let me know about Friday and if she's going to empty that fish tank for me or if I have to do it. I don't mind, just need to know.

later,
Ian

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Hey dick,

This is ridiculous! thanks for making everyone think I wax my chest hair. earlier some guy just came up reached under my shirt - I think it was Tom's friend from Oasis, but he fucking got hold of my nipple too. really no need for that.

what do you want to do with these fish, Meagan is annoyed.

Gay Jay

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I now know why there's always short & curlies all over the tub - I always just thought you shed like a mangey dog. do you keep your ass hair short too? what about under the arms? your knuckles? please tell me you don't wax your sac...?

Can I get the tank off you?

Ian

 

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Ian,

yeah I got your note. so what if I do trim it back a bit fro time to time. you're always greasing your face up with moisterizer, so you're one to talk. maybe you ought to get a bigger purse.

Jay

 

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