well, then 2 days later your good enough to hang out with a lady? yeah I saw you texted darren, well what about me?! it was MY birthday!!! some day I know you'll treat me better and that's why I stick around!!
don't call me for a while you old dirty bastard,


(this idea just popped into my head- a series of poetry done as e-mail back-and-forths between imaginary people, this one is hilarious but I might do a few to convey different tones)
 
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Nate,

just keep em coming with the poems and the images.  I've been  a) swamped with work lately so haven't gotten back to your site in a few days    b) sick with the flu so not feeling up to starring at the screen. Sorry. More soon I swear.

.ben.

I'm using Thunderbird open source email application. Maybe you should? http://www.mozilla.org/products/thunderbird/

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nate kassel wrote:

here's some more great writing flatulence. I bet the ravishing rick rude poem is your favorite...

 

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